The Ridiculous inside my head

I decided to come up with a list of social phobias and anxieties. I am picture clear that 90% have no logic what so ever, but i can probably s pend 10 minuits on each one explaining you why- which im pretty sure is also not logical.


-Needing to walk sideways to get somewhere (in a crowd, theater, restaurant)
-Buying a toothbrush before noon
-Getting up for an old person on the train
-The D squared store in Davis
-Stores with less than 5 people in them
-Door greeters
-Dressing rooms
-Wave, handshake, hug?
-Talking to people I semi know
-Hanging up my coat
-The 10 items or less aisle at the super market
-Movie theaters
-Not drinking at a bar/party because people will think I’m pregnant
-The hello lines after a wedding
-The shaking hands thing at mass
-Orleans
-Initiating taking a pictures
-Not pumping a full tank of gas
-Art Galleries
-Stretching at the gym
-Urban Outfitters

ok, i have a stalker