An Ode to Boston (the person, not the city)

During my 4 years at EC I met some of the best friends a girl could ever ask for. You guys changed my life for the better and I love you all to pieces. I hope you're all in my life till I'm 110 (then I might get senial and forget who you are at age 111, not my fault). Anyways, if I were to go on about how much you guys mean to me I'd be here for a year and a day...so right now I'm gonna do an ode or tribute to one of you.....BOSTON (for being the only person....)
*to jump the median on purpose (and not on purpose)
* to find a guitar on the street corner of NYC and to pick it up and claim to know how to play
* to take that same guitar and make a c.d. entitled "me" (again without knowing how to play)
* to lose their cell phone more times than I have fingers and toes
* to drive me up to the golf course and make me go inside claiming to be you, to pick up your phone*to get pulled over and tell an officer you're on drugs, when you're not
*to be pulled over more times than I can count*to drive to a persons wedding and get so lost, that they miss the entire wedding
*to go to Mexico and drink the water (resulting in the shits)
*publish your friends pictures on dating websites claiming that they want 11 children
*to flip your friends off for waking you up when you beg them to wake you up the day before
*to claim God has a Boston accent
*to take a plastic container, fill it with water and sell it on ebay as a fish aquariam
*to be denied nintendo as a childand last but not least......
*to follow Hanson around the country as a Hanson groupie

(by andrea)