Why I love My Job- More quotes from the kids

"all staff are bitches except for Janet"
-David W.


"did you know that the only ingredient in water is liquid"
- Chris B


“I have throw up in my stomach and its moving to my brain"
- Chris B


"If I had a choice between school or gouging my eyes out with a large metal spoon and replacing them with Cadbury eggs, I would have to choose the Cadbury eggs method."
- Chris R.

"thats why God made fists.....to punch people's lights out"
- Brandon

kid 1: "janet how do you spell journal"
kid 2"janet, how do you spell Indians"
kid3: "janet how do you spell guide"
Ben (thru the time out room wall) "why dont you guys get a fucking dictionary and she spelt have those words fucking wrong anyway"


Chris B: "janet can we contract to make the perfect water recipe"


Chris B:You know those big gray game boys from the olden days......
- a kid at work


me: what happens if your on a date and you want to make sure you have enough money for what your ordering?
Junior: I dont need math yo, I would just take out my cell phone and pretend i'm calling my mom and add it up on the calculator and be like, "whats up mom" and pretend im talking to her while im adding it yo


Sam: What do Buddhists Believe?
Paris: they don’t believe in god
Ollie: Isnt that an aithiest
Paris: no they dont believe in annnnnyyyyy god


Paris: what is the hell, is that some sort of vodo crap
me: what
Paris: i just walked by and the light turned on
me: its a motion detector



Chris T.: Did you know that beef is the most grown crop?
Me: No

Quotes from longview:

Me: What happened in 1786?
Ollie: Didnt we have that war with George W. Bush?


Ollie: Why do they always kill all the good presidents like Kennedy, Lincon, and Jesus


Keeping mind that on the board it says “Martin Luther- reformed the Church 1530” and they had a picture of him infront of them

Me: How did Martin Luther effect how people viewed the church?
Paris: He freed the slaves
Me: No, not Martin Luther King, Martin Luther.....the guy who reformed the Church, the one on the board

30 Sec. Later....Same Kid

Me: How did Martin Luther effect how people viewed the Pope?
Paris: They thought a black person should be able to be Pope

An Ode to Boston (the person, not the city)

During my 4 years at EC I met some of the best friends a girl could ever ask for. You guys changed my life for the better and I love you all to pieces. I hope you're all in my life till I'm 110 (then I might get senial and forget who you are at age 111, not my fault). Anyways, if I were to go on about how much you guys mean to me I'd be here for a year and a day...so right now I'm gonna do an ode or tribute to one of you.....BOSTON (for being the only person....)
*to jump the median on purpose (and not on purpose)
* to find a guitar on the street corner of NYC and to pick it up and claim to know how to play
* to take that same guitar and make a c.d. entitled "me" (again without knowing how to play)
* to lose their cell phone more times than I have fingers and toes
* to drive me up to the golf course and make me go inside claiming to be you, to pick up your phone*to get pulled over and tell an officer you're on drugs, when you're not
*to be pulled over more times than I can count*to drive to a persons wedding and get so lost, that they miss the entire wedding
*to go to Mexico and drink the water (resulting in the shits)
*publish your friends pictures on dating websites claiming that they want 11 children
*to flip your friends off for waking you up when you beg them to wake you up the day before
*to claim God has a Boston accent
*to take a plastic container, fill it with water and sell it on ebay as a fish aquariam
*to be denied nintendo as a childand last but not least......
*to follow Hanson around the country as a Hanson groupie

(by andrea)